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Cookie and Kitty. <3

Cookie and Kitty. <3

Its really important. 

Its really important. 

Quite literally one of the best responses i have ever come across. Congrats. 

Quite literally one of the best responses i have ever come across. Congrats. 

Too true. 

My latest example- Ugh, as if she smokes menthols. Boring bitch. 

Too true. 

My latest example- Ugh, as if she smokes menthols. Boring bitch. 

I love Nicole Ritchie. I couldn’t even be her friend because i would be constantly hysterical. Its so disrespectful and rude, but the way she says it whilst raising her eyebrows and smirking makes it cute. She says ‘bitch’ in every sentence too. One of my favourite words. 

Cannot wait to start reading this tonight. It excites me more than it probably should.

Cannot wait to start reading this tonight. It excites me more than it probably should.

Why thank you! I applied four layers of tan last night in preperation for this night!
Maybe you should try it mate- dont be jealous because im getting laid and you&#8217;re not.

Why thank you! I applied four layers of tan last night in preperation for this night!

Maybe you should try it mate- dont be jealous because im getting laid and you’re not.

Hey mate.

Hey mate.

"You come home saying its the worst day of your life because you saw a spider or something, something serious happens and you just shrug it off. You&#8217;re the most over dramatic person i have ever met." But who said THIS?!

To be honest its the little things that make me more dramatic. Like greasy hands on a dress, a spilt drink, when you stub your toe, or when i cant get my hair quite right, THOSE are when i declare its &#8216;the worst day of my life.&#8217;

"You come home saying its the worst day of your life because you saw a spider or something, something serious happens and you just shrug it off. You’re the most over dramatic person i have ever met." But who said THIS?!

To be honest its the little things that make me more dramatic. Like greasy hands on a dress, a spilt drink, when you stub your toe, or when i cant get my hair quite right, THOSE are when i declare its ‘the worst day of my life.’