Reasons why i love Lindsanity Lohan. All things me in a photo. Lindsay, minnie mouse and a cigarette.

Anyone not know im obsessed with Lindsay Lohan? She is my life idol. Look at her cutie face that you know has also done SO many bad things. Id love to know what she gets up  to. I’d kill to know.

Honestly haven’t had any bad thoughts about Ash Stymest for a long time. Maybe even a year. Last night he was in my dream so I’ve just googled him for 5 minutes. Fuck my fucking life, the crush is back for 4 hours or more.

Katy Perry and John Mayer. Even better than Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Not as good as Katy Perry and Ryan Gosling.

Amazing. Daisy Lowe is the shit.

No words.

This looks like Megan Fox. The mouth anyway. AMERICANA. 

Sophie Reade. my idol. Showing that spending money on teeth and boobs looks GOOD. She paid a HELL of a lot for her teeth- totally worth it. Sexay ladies, show us your boobies. 

I love Vanessa. 

This is so OTT and not for under clothes. Its the kind of thing you might wear for a make-it-up-as-you-go-along style night, one where you know it might end badly. I love it. 

Today is an Amy Childs day. She has the perfect figure. Gawjus. 

If i was looking, id be looking at this guy. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE. Too hot for words. 

For Liz. Who has just been introduced to Vikki.