Oh to have a wardrobe like this. I recently ‘did out’ my wardrobe (because it was in such a bad way i couldnt see any of the clothes,) and managed to throw out 8 binbags of stuff. 8. Some of it went to charity, what i couldnt carry went in the skip. Now it is colour coordinated, the shoes are in, wait for it…pairs (GASP) and i have sections for jumpers, party wear and all my trousers, shorts, skirts are folded. Still, im not happy. I wont be until i one day have my own dressing room, with loads of glass cases for jewels and shoes stacked sky high. Organising is not my strength, my room is an organised mess, but i am trying. Clear bed clear head? Have i made that up?
Time to recycle my current bag for this one. I mean, i’d love a new Prada, but i need a fiver to my name first.
How cute are these?! ALTHOUGH my one rule for life is always ‘no alcoholic drinks from mugs.’ Cold drinks in mugs is bad enough. I’d feel like a huge hypocrite, but these are super cute.
If there’s one thing i’ve learnt from today, it’s that you can never have too many cushions on your bed. Matching not mandatory.
This is the aim for LA. Im running out of time to achieve this. Will i be wearing jumpers in LA? Yes. If i had legs and pink shorts like this.
Yes, this is amazing. Anyone who knows me though, would know that i would be dead after one night. You couldn’t have sex in it, any hanging off the bed moves could result in death. SUCH a shame that something this cool is unattainable by someone as clumsy as moi.
I think its about time I went out and caused some drama. Don’t you think? I was known for the scandal before. I feel as though I haven’t done anything naughty in a while. Which is worrying if I look back. Things I now deem totally acceptable would probably send some young people running to the confession box. Is that what’s its called? Is it a confession booth? That sounds too movie esque. That cant be right. Anyway, I need some sort of inspiration in life. A few months ago I was really inspired and now…zilcho. Nothing has changed since then, in fact, things have gotten better at face value because I got a promotion (NEVER have I had a promotion in my life,) so technically I should be living the high life. I want to go bowling. I want to go ice skating. I want to go to London Zoo. I want to go to every gig imaginable. I want to spend all of my money on tattoos and having fun and most of all, I want to lose a stone and a half. Life overhaul plan will be written up tonight, as soon as i’ve had a nice drink and a good honest rurrrrr.