How much do we love the bra bar? Id be taking off my favoruite Victorias Secret pink lace, jewelled, push up classic (the most delightfully trashy yet beautiful piece of underwear i’ve ever owned) and throwing it at the no doubt beautiful, tattooed, trilby hatwearing lunatic behind the bar. Who i will probably be having deep fantasies about, thinking quickly what i should say to impress, with everything in my mind going a bit too crazy because im overwhelmed by the coolness of it all. Yes, that would happen, that paragraph just proved it.
This is an extract from the Victorias Secret catalogue in 1979. The Victorias Secret girls have always been drop dead. Love this.
THIS is why im getting a spray tan tomorrow. I dont care how many people say i look better, they’re all fucking bullshitters. i REFUSE to look like shit any longer.