Naughty Nicole.

Cookie and Kitty. <3

This photo still always makes me frown a little bit and i do this thing where i scrunch up my nose and sigh. It looks horrible. Anyway, we all want to be slimmer, but this photo really shows what i dont want to get to. Lindsay especially is looking so much better now. Always. God i love that girl.

This floats my boat too. Sometimes. Every now and then you know, i dont like it when a man has a better tan that me, it makes me angry and bitter at the same time. I just want to throw milk on them. Thats quite a sexy thought actually. Milk dripping from your mouth. I dont even like milk. Im just very sexually charged. 

I love Nicole Ritchie. I couldn’t even be her friend because i would be constantly hysterical. Its so disrespectful and rude, but the way she says it whilst raising her eyebrows and smirking makes it cute. She says ‘bitch’ in every sentence too. One of my favourite words. 

hehe

Paris and Nicole attacked by what looks like…a moth. Brilliant.