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There is nothing more satisfying than describing someone being a BAD girl with this movement. To their faces of course, no messing.

There is nothing more satisfying than describing someone being a BAD girl with this movement. To their faces of course, no messing.

Reasons why i love Lindsanity Lohan. All things me in a photo. Lindsay, minnie mouse and a cigarette.

Reasons why i love Lindsanity Lohan. All things me in a photo. Lindsay, minnie mouse and a cigarette.

Anyone not know im obsessed with Lindsay Lohan? She is my life idol. Look at her cutie face that you know has also done SO many bad things. Id love to know what she gets up  to. I’d kill to know.

Anyone not know im obsessed with Lindsay Lohan? She is my life idol. Look at her cutie face that you know has also done SO many bad things. Id love to know what she gets up  to. I’d kill to know.

Amazing. Daisy Lowe is the shit.

Amazing. Daisy Lowe is the shit.

Kick startin my heart today, is this guy.

Kick startin my heart today, is this guy.

How much do we love the bra bar? Id be taking off my favoruite Victorias Secret pink lace, jewelled, push up classic (the most delightfully trashy yet beautiful piece of underwear i’ve ever owned) and throwing it at the no doubt beautiful, tattooed, trilby hatwearing lunatic behind the bar. Who i will probably be having deep fantasies about, thinking quickly what i should say to impress, with everything in  my mind going a bit too crazy because im overwhelmed by the coolness of it all. Yes, that would happen, that paragraph just proved it.

How much do we love the bra bar? Id be taking off my favoruite Victorias Secret pink lace, jewelled, push up classic (the most delightfully trashy yet beautiful piece of underwear i’ve ever owned) and throwing it at the no doubt beautiful, tattooed, trilby hatwearing lunatic behind the bar. Who i will probably be having deep fantasies about, thinking quickly what i should say to impress, with everything in  my mind going a bit too crazy because im overwhelmed by the coolness of it all. Yes, that would happen, that paragraph just proved it.

This is exactly how i want my nails doing for me. I want to look like a proper grown up girl rather than a chimmney sweep. Which my hands resemble currently. I need to be more polished. This is where i am going wrong in every element of my life.

This is exactly how i want my nails doing for me. I want to look like a proper grown up girl rather than a chimmney sweep. Which my hands resemble currently. I need to be more polished. This is where i am going wrong in every element of my life.

No words.

No words.

My favourite photos of Elle Macpherson! My interview with Elle Macpherson is the cover piece on next weeks celebs on sunday with the Mirror (PLUG PLUG PLUG!) See me and the model together (oh shit) and get the low down on what i thought of the model with a career spanning over THREE DECADES. She must be pretty good right? BNTM starts 9th July! Cant wait! 

Best. Hair. Ever. 

Best. Hair. Ever. 

Big big big big hair.

Big big big big hair.

This looks like Megan Fox. The mouth anyway. AMERICANA. 

This looks like Megan Fox. The mouth anyway. AMERICANA. 

Sophie Reade. my idol. Showing that spending money on teeth and boobs looks GOOD. She paid a HELL of a lot for her teeth- totally worth it. Sexay ladies, show us your boobies. 

Sophie Reade. my idol. Showing that spending money on teeth and boobs looks GOOD. She paid a HELL of a lot for her teeth- totally worth it. Sexay ladies, show us your boobies.