Black lace is appropriate all year round.
OH MY GOOD GOD.
THIS is the level of tan that i need to achieve. I have never had tan lines like this and suddenly feel as though i am letting myself down. A tan line has the same effect as a love bite. It looks shit, weird, obvious and people cant take their eyes off it. The only difference with a tan line being that you can use it to seduce; “LOOK how white this is,” A boy is now looking at your vagina. Excellent. “Look at this vile bruise thing on my neck that some stranger did in a club last night,” Not going to work.
Now googling deep tans. Might just resort to gravy granules again but i did smell of beef McCoys for a few days. I guess it was worth it in the end.