We went to Vegas and it was honestly like being repeatedly punched in the face for 6 days. From the moment we had checked in we were already downing posion tasting energy shots, strapping our feet into gravity defying high heels and straightening our already poker straight hair. (Girls do that.) We headed down to the bar (wanted to say strutted but we were knackered) and i had a vodka and red bull, whilst Amy had a jack and coke. The bloke next to us started chatting and through hangover delirium and extremely quick drunkness, we discovered he was in the band POD and offered to take us on the stage for his show. Cool. We then drank more until 11, headed to bed and then the rest of the trip i honestly cannot describe.
The first day was the SHIT. We partied in the pool, sunk cocktails and beers whilst flirting with American boys. Flirting is always easier when you’re half naked no? I half texted people from home to keep me sane as i tend to get a litte excited when abroad. What a statement. The rest of the holiday was dresses which were so tight i struggled going to the bathroom, hair that was so big i felt PROUD, more eyeliner than ive ever worn it my life, patron, laughter, coughing, smoking, stumbling and most of all- i always had a drink in my hand.
Someone was almost arrested, we broke up a marriage and flirted with strippers. Oh, we also saw a guy giving a girl head on the dancefloor. Sure. It was the best time ever.
Now who wants to go back with us next year? I can guarantee you might die.
I am excited to order me this too. latex aint forgiving though, time to take more time at the gym. Hmph. It’ll be worth it.
Feel as though a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Laters one shitty chapter, hello start of an amazing one. So much to look forward to.
The stairs from the wannabe video! You have no idea how excited i was to be there today. My 10 year old self would have had a total heart attack. <3 Still cant believe i was there!
One of the most adorable wedding cakes of all time <3
The sibling and my guest sophie. I knew Sophie would be the best guest because like me, she likes to take pictures and dance. And eat cheese. The party got rowdy and ill never get the image of the brides mum dancing to ‘One minute man’ by Missy out of my head but i bloody loved it. <3 <3 <3
Had the BEST time at Rachels wedding on saturday. Look at that bloody joy!
"why has Emma come as a highlighter pen?’
The Year in 31 pictures….#2
Oh these guys. This was taken at my birthday/leaving yorkshire party. I’d just got my first job in London and was due to start two days after my 23rd birthday. Even though I was so excited
to finally have an amazing new job, and geographically was MILES closer to the best, it was hard knowing I wouldn’t be close to Leeds and all the amazing people in it…
I love this pic cause the Kenny P crew were reunited with force, Matt looked a bit Chinese, my hair was REALLY
red and Emma had a slamming neon yellow dress on which is still a talking point 7 months on….
We still manage reunions and each time they become a little bit more livid…who said getting older meant you had to calm down? YOU CALM DOWN.